" Chyandour Cliff "

What'd you do if someone

Built a bloody great block of flats

Next door to your little cottage,

Have you ever thought of that?

What'd you do in the winter time

When you want a little fire?

You've just gotta go up on your roof

And build your chimney higher!

You don't want the fire smokin'

'Cos that'll just make you cough!

I bet when that bugger's drawin' well

It'd suck your socks right off!

Copyright © Res JFB 16th May 2008

To be recited in the vernacular of Cornwall. This is the only two storey cottage I've ever seen with a five storey chimney. I wonder who pays the chimney sweep?