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Saturday, 14 November 2009

" Chyandour Cliff "


What'd you do if someone
Built a bloody great block of flats
Next door to your little cottage,
Have you ever thought of that?

What'd you do in the winter time
When you want a little fire?
You've just gotta go up on your roof
And build your chimney higher!

You don't want the fire smokin'
'Cos that'll just make you cough!
I bet when that bugger's drawin' well
It'd suck your socks right off!
Copyright © Res JFB 16th May 2008

To be recited in the vernacular of Cornwall. This is the only two storey cottage I've ever seen with a five storey chimney. I wonder who pays the chimney sweep?